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Birdman Hands over 8 Mil for a Car

by Minority Fortune

Baby has long had his eyes on the Maybach Exelero. This car commands an $8 million dollar pricetag and is one-of-a-kind. Despite these unique attributes, we doubt the record label exec can even make a list of the 10 things that make this car worth $8 million dollars. Nonetheless, the deal occurred, and Baby comes out of the deal with another car. In true fashion, he needs the world to know that he now has the car. As if the purchase wasn’t already pricey enough, the YBF reports that the exec is looking into a custom paint job.

The Birdman has a big infatuation with “conquering” the priciest items. While this car will satisfy his appetite for a while, he’ll be back in line to cough up more cash once Maybach or any other luxury vehicle company releases another uber-exclusive vehicle. It’s a never-ending cycle. We’ve already discussed what we think about Baby’s extravagant purchases. Congrats on spending almost 10% of your net worth on a car. Hope your taxes are in order. Hope your mortgage is in order.

Hoping

Instead of the usual analysis, we’ll go ahead and state what we HOPE came with the purchase of this car.

  • Taxes duly paid for a lifetime to the IRS
  • Fully purchased home
  • Trusts for children
  • Insurance
  • Self-esteem
  • Financial literacy pamphlets
  • Volunteered time at schools to teach youth about responsible spending
  • Free gas
  • Lifetime of free trade-ins for new exclusive car models
  • Lifetime of endless funds from cash cow artists like Lil Wayne, Drake, & Nicki.
  • Self-worth
  • Alternative sources of legal, re-occurring revenue
  • Guarantee to never experienced a foreclosure

Honestly, this list combined would be many times over what any $8 million dollar car could offer. What do you think?

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